I love swimming and playing in water, but bath time is the end of world.
No matter how big I am, I know I’m your precious baby.
They say I’ll bite you, but years after only kisses and hugs deepen our affections.
I bite my dearest owner who will then go back with a carrot. I’ll do it again next time, especially when I’m hungry.
I know all what you want is to bring me to your big and cosy house.
I can catch birds in the yard, but I can’t find the sausages you throw to me unless you take it just before me.
A dog is running in, a chicken is clucking, oh no, just the naughty parrot.